Question
So what do you do when you go to Walmart and buy a bag of baby carrots and get home and open them up to find out that they smell really gross and are really slimy in a disgusting sort of way? This is no simple hypothetical question, dear friends. I would really like to know.
August 3rd, 2006 at 10:37 am
the correct action is to seek immediate medical attention to determine what is wrong with you that you bought a bag of carrots (baby or adult) in the first place. That is where this story went wrong. Anything unpleasant that happens after that is simply validation of the fact that vegetables are evil.
August 3rd, 2006 at 10:12 pm
If you have enemies, or people you just plain don’t like, then seize this golden opportunity to take sweet, rotting, carroty revenge. Rain some slimy orange doom down upon them, and show no mercy. Plant a carrot in the sock or pencil case of an unsuspecting foe. Shoving carrots inside their curtain rod or into the hollows of their bedposts is also effective. Then, sit back and try not to laugh too maniacally when three weeks later you hear that sweet sweet phrase of victory:
*sniff* “What’s that smell?”