Comments on: Question http://skgoforth.com/2006/08/02/question/ The new home of my digital self Sun, 20 May 2012 22:53:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Lauren http://skgoforth.com/2006/08/02/question/#comment-4 Lauren Fri, 04 Aug 2006 03:12:20 +0000 http://www.erelas.com/anfin/2006/08/02/question/#comment-4 If you have enemies, or people you just plain don't like, then seize this golden opportunity to take sweet, rotting, carroty revenge. Rain some slimy orange doom down upon them, and show no mercy. Plant a carrot in the sock or pencil case of an unsuspecting foe. Shoving carrots inside their curtain rod or into the hollows of their bedposts is also effective. Then, sit back and try not to laugh too maniacally when three weeks later you hear that sweet sweet phrase of victory: *sniff* "What's that smell?" If you have enemies, or people you just plain don’t like, then seize this golden opportunity to take sweet, rotting, carroty revenge. Rain some slimy orange doom down upon them, and show no mercy. Plant a carrot in the sock or pencil case of an unsuspecting foe. Shoving carrots inside their curtain rod or into the hollows of their bedposts is also effective. Then, sit back and try not to laugh too maniacally when three weeks later you hear that sweet sweet phrase of victory:

*sniff* “What’s that smell?”

]]> By: jgoforth http://skgoforth.com/2006/08/02/question/#comment-3 jgoforth Thu, 03 Aug 2006 15:37:57 +0000 http://www.erelas.com/anfin/2006/08/02/question/#comment-3 the correct action is to seek immediate medical attention to determine what is wrong with you that you bought a bag of carrots (baby or adult) in the first place. That is where this story went wrong. Anything unpleasant that happens after that is simply validation of the fact that vegetables are evil. the correct action is to seek immediate medical attention to determine what is wrong with you that you bought a bag of carrots (baby or adult) in the first place. That is where this story went wrong. Anything unpleasant that happens after that is simply validation of the fact that vegetables are evil.

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