My mother and brother’s suggestions for entries in Furman Math Department’s Wylie Mathematics Tournament T-Shirt contest
The limit of x as math aproaches blue equals awesome
Pi: It’s not only delicious…It’s circtacular!
Why lie? Math is FUn!
Q: What do you call a eigensheep? A: A lamb. Duh!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? A: To get to the same side.