You know that you are playing too much Zelda on your newly aquired Wii when. . .
. . .you have the following dream:
I found myself in a dungeon of sorts fighting off evil vermin. At some point I realized to my dismay that I didn’t even have my sword to which I was so accustomed and that I was also unable to use my bow and arrows. Nevertheless, I was doing pretty well fighting the monsters off with only my Wii remote and nunchuck in hand. Unfortunately when I finished them off, the boss monster came out, and I knew that I needed my unusable arrows to defeat him. Then I noticed the character who I was apparently supposed to be using with my remote and nunchuck–a girl standing off in the corner talking on her cell-phone. She gave delayed responses to my signals due to her seemingly important conversation, and she kept waving me off when I yelled at her to get out of the way of the monster’s attacks before she lost more hearts. Using her to shoot the arrows was particularly difficult. I kept pointing my Wiimote at the monster but could not see the helpful little red bulleye to tell me where I was shooting. This was because she was shooting which meant that the bullseye only showed up from her point of view. Nevertheless, I/she finally shot him and he was diminished to a fire breathing rotating monster with glowing red eyes. The eyes were clearly his weak point so I tried to get her to slash them with her sword. She, however, did not try to do so, nor did she make any attempts to dodge his fiery breath. Every time I pushed the joystick to move her, she would stand there yapping into her cell-phone for several seconds until I was insistent enough for her to grudgingly follow my orders. I finally gave up on her and took her sword to fight the beast myself and then quickly defeated him. She didn’t seem to care and simply rolled her eyes and moseyed back to the corner to continue her conversation.